Something evil, horny and sickly this way slowly slumbers
Something Evil, Horny and Sickly This Way Slumbers - 22/08/09
First of all let me explain KyyuntGutt. It was some bizarre Silent Hill style monster that was concocted by Craig, John and me (mostly Craig). It has become something of a running joke now. I decided to draw this monster for Craig's amusement before deciding he will also haunt Craig's new house. Into the comic he went. Craig is one of my best mates and a huge geek like myself. I actually had the t-shirt saying 'I love Shigsy' as he does worship the paper gaming's top creative draws on.
This is quite a lengthy comic which does contain a valid point of some kind. Men are completely preoccupied with sex. Women are too, they just hide it better and don't ever admit to it for fear of looking like a tramp/slut/wench/harlett/insert own word. It's quite a fucked up world we live in. Girls online paste pictures of themselves everywhere showing more flesh than a Playboy photo shoot and think horny men looking for sex will not message them. Do they realize they message they are sending out? Photos of attractive naked anything will get everyone and anyone's attention. I could rant about this so much, but I won't it will get boring. The flip side is the representation of men online. They actually do message these ladies with the most god awful and inappropriate messages. To women, every man online is some sick, depraved creep only after one thing. Call me old fashioned, but we could at least show a little respect and make an effort. If you get to know someone and get on well, who knows you might actually have genuine, fun, enjoyable times with that person. Only if you're good though. In my opinion, everyone online is psychotic and messed up. Myself included.
What is the point then? What has a sex demon got to do with any of this? I thought I explained that bit. Maybe not. No doubt there will be a lot of hatred for this comic, but I could not care. Almost every female hates the "c" word (yes you are correct it is pronounced cunt-gut). It is a disgusting word. Then again, there is no word for anyone's private area that is good/nice/pleasant. Most either sound silly, childish or completely sick. Axe-wound anyone?
Enjoy the comic and I know most of my readers (all four I think) are waiting to see if Toast really is dead. I've said enough, a night of drink, friends and metal music awaits me. It's just a pity it's only 3pm now. Have a nice weekend people - J